Moving Tips if You Don’t Have An Army of Robot Monkeys

The next time I move, I’m going to assemble an army of robot monkeys. Yes… gleaming-eyed, nimble, strong, and intelligent robot monkeys. Hundreds of them. And with mind-boggling efficiency, they shall pack all my belongings, move them to my new home on their backs like an army of ants carrying food back to their nest, and then unpack and arrange everything exactly as I like it. Hmm… yes… army of robot monkeys…

But, alas, I look around my half-packed apartment and I see no helpful, industrious robots. No — just many packing boxes. Well, even if I don’t have an army of robots, I do have an abundance of great moving advice from around the Internet!

Update: Hm. I just noticed I had that robo-dolphin thing in Friday’s (re)-post. Clearly I should never be allowed to actually build robots.  But really… robot monkeys that help you move — how great would that be!?

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